I'll just keep writing postcards...

Jun 02 2012

Jimmy, I knew you were probably sitting there laughing at me… And you were right!

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Robbie is my best friend right now.

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Options at the moment:
continue watching porn;
Watch family guy;
Text my straight friend and try to get in his pants…

I know your not supposed to text people when your drunk, but that last one sounds really good right now…

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Maybe I shouldn’t have finished off that bottle of crown. But I was sad, and now I’m not anymore, but I can’t walk to the kitchen for a sandwich cuz my parents are in the living room, so now I’m just gonna watch porn.

Jun 01 2012

Writing music wouldn’t be so difficult if I wasn’t distracted cuz I’m horny…
BJ, anyone?

May 16 2012

I hate it when people try to hide things from you, like they think it makes it easier or something. If there’s something you want to tell me, TELL ME! You’re not making anything better by hiding it or beating around the bush. I suppose I could probably follow some of this advice as well. Point being, secrets don’t make friends!

May 15 2012

So, I’m making a trip to Atlanta on July 28 for DCI Southeastern Regionals. We’re trying to get a pretty big group going so we can get great group seats in the mezzanine level; that way, we could hear and see everything really well. I’m thinking I might invite Louis Tomlinson to come via twitter, just to see what he says. I’d be fine with the whole group of them coming, but I mainly just want to chill with Louis, plus I don’t think any of them know what DCI is, so that could be a lot of fun when they find out. He’ll probably say no, or just won’t respond at all, but heck, it’s worth a shot! >:)

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Now accepting cuddle buddy applications…

or boyfriend applications…

or hang out and watch tv applications…

or do anything at all with me applications…

somebody come enjoy my company!!! 

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May 08 2012
May 02 2012
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bachperlog:

artemis-elric:

broadway-aradia:

fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

i know i’m on the wrong blog but omg i cried

I cannot contain my laughter right now.

(via miss-head)

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